For those that are interested here is an up-to-date account of the creatures we brought back. Claudius the tapir, whom I could once lift up in my arms – at the risk of a rupture – is now the size of a pony, and eagerly awaiting a bride when we can afford one.
Mathias and Martha, the coatimundis, have settled down to domestic bliss and have produced two sets of children. Martha, at the time of writing, is again in an interesting condition.
Juan and Juanita, the peccaries, also had two sets of babies, and are expecting a third.
Luna, the puma, the ocelot and the Geoffroy's cat are all flourishing, getting fatter with each passing day.
Blanco, the Tucuman Amazon, still says "Hijo de puta", but very softly now.
All the other birds, beasts and reptiles are equally well, and many showing signs of wanting to breed.
Which leaves me with only one thing to say and thus, I hope, stop people writing to ask me: my zoo is a private one, but it is open to the public every day of the year except Christmas Day.
So come and see us.