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THE BEARER OF THIS CARD IS A


GENUINE AND AUTHORIZED POPE


So Please Treat Him Right


GOOD FOREVER


Genuine and authorized by the HOUSE OF


APOSTLES OF ERIS. Every man, woman and


child on Earth is a genuine and authorized Pope.


Members receive a handsome banner proclaiming


IN YOUR HEART YOU KNOW IT'S FLAT.

Similar cards, with "Him" replaced by "Her" and "Pope" by "Mome," are being prepared for Woman's Liberationists.

Project Graffito (and Project Bumpersticker). Anybody can participate by inventing a particularly Erisian slogan and seeing that it is given wide distribution. Examples: Your Local Police Are Armed and Dangerous; Legalize Free-Enterprise Murder: Why Should Governments Have All The Fun?; Smash the Government Postal Monopoly; If Voting Could Change the System, It Would Be Against the Law; etc.

Citizens Against Drug Abuse. This organization possesses elegant letterheads and is engaged in a campaign of encouraging Congressmen to outlaw catnip, a drug which some young people are smoking whenever marijuana is in short supply. The thought behind this project is that, the government having lost so much credibility due to its war against pot (a recent ELF survey showed that in some big cities a large portion of the under-25 population did not believe in any of the moon shots and assumed they were all faked somewhere in the American Desert), a campaign against this similar but more comical herb will destroy the last tattered shreds of faith in the men in Washington.


Hail Eris-All hail Discordia-Kallisti | The Illuminatus! Trilogy | APPENDIX KAPH: THE ROSY DOUBLE-CROSS



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